Funny Quote Sticker — "If I'm Ever Murdered, Feel Comfort" Kiss-Cut Sticker

This glossy kiss-cut sticker speaks with dry humor and unapologetic honesty. Bold white type on a deep charcoal background delivers the cheeky message in a clean, modern layout that reads clearly from a distance. Place it on a laptop, journal, or water-resistant surface to announce your sharp wit and keep conversations lively. The sticker’s subtle border and crisp typography make it feel like a tiny manifesto — low-key, bold, and a little bit defiantly funny.

Product features
- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface
- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive
- Vibrant eco-solvent inks for bright, long-lasting color
- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes
- Quick, bubble-free application; not waterproof

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.