This microfiber tea towel blends dry-fast performance with a wry sense of humor. Printed on a deep black ground with clean white type, the towel reads: “Don’t worry, dishes… ..nobody’s doing me, either.” The fabric is soft, densely woven microfiber that soaks up spills and dries quickly, while hemmed edges keep it looking neat wash after wash. It’s slim and compact at 16" × 25", slipping easily into a kitchen drawer or hanging from a hook. Bring a little low-key sarcasm to everyday chores — it settles into a busy sink-side routine and makes rinsing, wiping, and stacking feel oddly more human.
Product features - 85% microfiber polyester, 15% polyamide for fast absorption and quick drying - Hemmed edges for durability and a clean finish - One size: 16" × 25" (40.6 × 63.5 cm) - One-sided print with sewn-in care label - Dark mockup colors may print slightly brighter; blanks sourced from China
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
