{"product_id":"funny-retro-sticker-i-want-to-throat-punch-someone-but-im-trying-to-get-right-with-the-lord","title":"Funny Retro Sticker — \"I Want to Throat Punch Someone But I'm Trying to Get Right with the Lord\"","description":"A bold, retro-style sticker that pairs vintage charm with snarky wit. The black-and-white design features a smiling 1950s housewife illustration beside hand-lettered script that reads a conflicted, humorous line about patience and faith. It sticks smoothly to laptops, journals, water bottles (indoor use), and other flat surfaces to add personality and a little laugh whenever you see it. The glossy finish and vibrant eco-solvent inks give crisp contrast that stands out on light or dark backgrounds. This sticker speaks to someone who appreciates mid-century aesthetics, dark humor, and faith-forward honesty — a small, durable accent that brings attitude and a smile to everyday items.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for flat surfaces\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, eco-solvent inks for bright black-and-white contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application; indoor use (not waterproof)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":53017736216849,"sku":"68947015766753347312","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0732\/2910\/7473\/files\/16862911537978840114_1200.jpg?v=1768249914","url":"https:\/\/kavestore.com\/products\/funny-retro-sticker-i-want-to-throat-punch-someone-but-im-trying-to-get-right-with-the-lord","provider":"KAVE ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}