{"product_id":"funny-quote-sticker-if-im-ever-murdered-feel-comfort-kiss-cut-sticker","title":"Funny Quote Sticker — \"If I'm Ever Murdered, Feel Comfort\" Kiss-Cut Sticker","description":"This glossy kiss-cut sticker speaks with dry humor and unapologetic honesty. Bold white type on a deep charcoal background delivers the cheeky message in a clean, modern layout that reads clearly from a distance. Place it on a laptop, journal, or water-resistant surface to announce your sharp wit and keep conversations lively. The sticker’s subtle border and crisp typography make it feel like a tiny manifesto — low-key, bold, and a little bit defiantly funny.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant eco-solvent inks for bright, long-lasting color\u003cbr\u003e- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application; not waterproof\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":53021253697809,"sku":"28752742670739803106","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0732\/2910\/7473\/files\/550323725802053703_1200.jpg?v=1768339225","url":"https:\/\/kavestore.com\/products\/funny-quote-sticker-if-im-ever-murdered-feel-comfort-kiss-cut-sticker","provider":"KAVE ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}