{"product_id":"die-cut-sticker-funny-unicorn-eat-a-giant-bag-of-dicks-vinyl-decal","title":"Die-Cut Sticker — Funny Unicorn “Eat a Giant Bag of Dicks” Vinyl Decal","description":"A cheeky, matte-finish die-cut sticker that brings a loud dose of sarcasm wherever it goes. The bold black-and-white illustration — a smug cartoon unicorn with a retro striped backdrop and unapologetic lettering — reads like a private joke for those with a sharp sense of humor. Stick it on a laptop, water bottle (on very smooth glass or metal surfaces), notebook, or skate deck to signal playful irreverence. The subdued matte surface keeps reflections low while the weatherproof vinyl and UV laminate protect the image from fading and outdoor wear for years. Small, closely spaced details may print as one shape, lending this sticker a hand-drawn, graphic feel that stands out without shouting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sticker slips easily into everyday moments: a laptop that gets nods in co-working spaces, a tumbler that starts conversations at the café, or a journal that holds both sketches and snark. It’s made with eco-solvent inks on durable vinyl, so the design stays crisp whether it lives indoors or braves the elements outside.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Premium water-resistant vinyl for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Matte finish with smooth, low-glare surface\u003cbr\u003e- UV protective laminate rated 5+ years outdoors\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-solvent inks on eco-friendly materials\u003cbr\u003e- Easy-peel backing; suitable for indoor and outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 4\" × 4\"","offer_id":53017718653201,"sku":"47479049815153381748","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0732\/2910\/7473\/files\/12248246337953515579_1200.jpg?v=1768249614","url":"https:\/\/kavestore.com\/products\/die-cut-sticker-funny-unicorn-eat-a-giant-bag-of-dicks-vinyl-decal","provider":"KAVE ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}